worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
