Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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