he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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