Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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