At least make sure they are 18
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I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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