so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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