is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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