Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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