she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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