Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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