You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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