Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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