Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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