you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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