just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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