idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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