she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I deserve to be covered in dicks
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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