im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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