I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
why do cheetos always look like penises
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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