i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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