Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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