Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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