At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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