so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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