is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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