I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I can text with my tongue
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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