No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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