What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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