I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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