After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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