My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So. Much. Porn.
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