it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
