I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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