I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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