My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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