yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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