the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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