Already got asked if we're dating
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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