You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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