Already got asked if we're dating
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Cover your peen. We're going out.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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