Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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