Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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