Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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