About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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