I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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