Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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