Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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