I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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