He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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