She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.