Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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